FRIST PO5T!!! W00T!!!

Sorry, always wanted to do that. Ahem.

So after months of deriding blogs and bloggers, I've joined the queue for hell and started my own lil' corner of the b----sphere. And here you are, reading it. As long as you're here, let's get the introductions out of the way. Yes, I called this joint "Lair of the Dorkfish". Yes, my id is "Spikey Dorkfish". You can call me "Spike", if that makes this more bearable for you. Speaking of bearable, I need to go refill on that mahogany-colored, saporous beverage, that near-holy elixir that sustains me and, dare I say it, may be capable of quickening me from the dead, COFFEE. Catch ya later.